- Because it's a dull Dutch Sunday;
- because I've been painting the bedroom white all afternoon and am going snowblind;
- because there is no chocolate in the house;
- because I'm bored rigid;
- because I deserve a treat; and ah, fuck it, just
- because, OK?
Now STFU, and marvel at the
Vampyroteuthis Infernalis. Almost as Cool As
A Cuttlefish, But Not Quite As Cute As The Bobtail Squid.