Sunday, January 9
Where in The World Is Dick Cheney?
Apropos of an aside at the Swami Uptown, it occurred to me we hadn't heard much of Cheney (hawk, spit)lately. Google gives the most recent article mentioning him or his actions, other than tangentially, as December 21 2004. There has been no statement on the tsunami, on Gonzales, on Iraq... nothing. So where is he? And will he turn up for the inauguration or will Bush look even stupider than he would with him there?
Bob Bob The Angry Flower thinks the Chenoid can't be killed.
Maybe he's had a heart attack. Maybe he's even dead. So I enquired of Is Dick Cheney Dead Yet? whether, in fact, he is dead. Not as of January 4 apparently. Damn, damn, damn. On the bright side, that's 5 days in which anything could've happened, anything at all. He could have been decapitated by in a horrible lear jet accident, eaten by a python, or mangled beyond recognition in one of the occasional thallium poisoning accidents. There are so many ways a tired, evil, corrupt old man could die. So sad that no matter how much money and power you steal, you cannot make yourself totally invulnerable.
Any recent sightings of Cheney will be very ungratefully and ungraciously recieved.
11/28/2004 - 12/05/2004