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Friday, February 25"I Hate The Dutch"If anyone has the .mp3 of this please, pretty please, send it to me. I want it played at my funeral ( after I've been fatally mauled by hordes of foaming- at- the- mouth autochtoons that is).
"I Hate the Dutch" John Dowie [1977, EP "Another Close Shave"]. [Lalalala - Dick van Dyke] I'm a British Tourist and I'm very, very rude. I hate the stinking foreigners hate their stinking food I don't like French or Germans I don't care for Belgians much But worst of all worst of all I hate the Dutch The Dutch, the Dutch I hate them worse than dogs. They live in windmills and mince around in clogs. They don't have any manners They don't say 'thanks' or 'please' all they eat is tulips and stinking gouda cheese... I'm a British tourist with a countenance severe I love to strike the foreign type And box their poxied ears But there's one woggy dago I cannot bear to touch The slimy crawling stench appalling snotty grotty Dutch The Dutch are mad Their fingers stuck in dikes They use the wrong side of the road And ride around on bikes They don't have any manners, don't have any brains. There's only one race worse than them and that's... THE BLOODY DANES! |
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